Bargain Hunt

So we will just get yin mare

But there's two already in the cupboard
And I'm sure one's tucked under the stair

They've no been that price for a while

They were cheaper in Tesco last week
Stacked high in the middle of the aisle

I'll get one to put by in the hut

There's really no room for anymore
We'll struggle to get that door shut

One more bottle won't go wrong

That's what you said last week
You need to try a different song

Stock up, start the Christmas shop?

It's only June Jim, for goodness sake
This bargain hunt must stop


I'll get one for the girls, they'll need one each

I'm not sure they'd thank ye.....
They can buy their own bottle of...

bleach!!